If you've never read the comics at XKCD.com, here is a taste of his style. Sometimes I read a random comic or pick one in the archive to clear my head.
We did not invent the algorithm.
The algorithm consistently finds Jesus.
The algorithm killed Jeeves.
The algorithm is banned in China.
The algorithm is from Jersey.
The algorithm constantly finds Jesus.
The Unabomber hates the Algorithm.
This is not the algorithm.
This is close.